Stupid New Years Resolutions
I still have no idea how the fuck Christmas and New Years are already here. I feel like just yesterday I was finishing up my taxes saying “uh oh this is never gonna get paid off” and now we are creeping up on 2019.
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Starting a Job the Last 3 Weeks of December = Genius
In my last post i mentioned I got a new job and was starting Dec 11th. I’m not going to bore you with the details but I will say I did not anticipate how great starting a new job in the last 3 weeks of December would be.
Brother And Sister Match on Tinder – Whoops
A brother and sister on twitter matched with each other over the weekend which means at some point BOTH of them swiped right. My questions is who gets to feel more of the shame in this situation? Here’s the akward conversation that ensued after they matched with each other. The clear answer to this […]
Wanna Spoon?
Livescience.com: A man in China had a steel spoon lodged in his esophagus for a year, but surprisingly, the half-swallowed utensil didn’t cause too much discomfort. The man — identified only as “Mr. Zhang” — swallowed the spoon on a dare in 2017, and it promptly got stuck in the narrow tube connecting his mouth […]
Filly Special – Man charged after Horseplay
The Smoking Gun: A Pennsylvania man who admitted having sex on several occasions with a miniature horse has pleaded guilty to his perversity, but will not spend any time behind bars, according to court records. In a deal with prosecutors, Travis Wagner, 22, recently copped to a pair of misdemeanor charges–trespassing and sexual intercourse with […]
Woman Suing for $5 MILLION because her Vegan butter is not real butter. Wait What?
NY Post: A Long Island woman is suing a vegan “butter” maker, claiming its product is not similar enough to the real thing to call it butter. Jasmine Brown of Suffolk County filed suit in Brooklyn federal court against Miyoko’s Kitchen, Inc., a company that manufactures “cultured vegan butter.’’ Brown’s lawsuit charges that Miyoko’s packaging […]
Your 2018 Toy Hall of Fame Inductees are…….
That’s right folks. Its that time of year again. Here are your 2018 Inductees to the Toy Hall of Fame: Uno, the Magic 8-Ball, and Pinball. The Magic 8 Ball, Uno and pinball are being inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame. https://t.co/4xIdwtEtxy pic.twitter.com/xLizDUtQjK — AP Eastern US (@APEastRegion) November 8, 2018 This […]
